An alcoholic beverage, made with a 2:5 ratio (or, if you prefer it stronger, a 2:3 ratio) of Grey Goose vodka to cranberry juice. Also known as a Cape Cod. You can use other vodka in the same price range or higher to substitute (Belvedere, SKYY, or in desperate or budget cases, Smirnoff with Cranberry flavor) because cheaper vodkas have a stronger bite and make it more difficult to drink at higher ratios. Tastes very smooth, and is available at most clubs, especially in the US and Europe)
by Enygma702 February 6, 2008

by Johnnyremmell October 5, 2018

When a male is faced with the question of the average rating (out of 10) of as many females he can see at a certain location or a given time.
The index is calculated = number of females / total score
The index is calculated = number of females / total score
GM: What's the bird index like down there?
Matt: Ow, its a solid 7.
(meaning the average rating out of 10 of all available females seen at one time is 7)
Matt: Ow, its a solid 7.
(meaning the average rating out of 10 of all available females seen at one time is 7)
by gmach April 3, 2012

Somebody who is saying very stupid dumb things and is always getting you confused because they don’t make sense
by simpforfinnwolfhard November 14, 2020

by Chizzle for hizzle October 27, 2010

by Bjjamwhich December 6, 2017

The gift uncalled for yet addictive of a bird flapping through these green pipes. This lil fat fucky ugly piece of shit cannot support himself for more than 0.1 seconds. In order to get through you have to tap constantly but no too much or else he will go to high but, not too less or else he will fucking fall face down to the ground like the lil bastard he is and die. To whoever made this....God help you...
WARNING: This Game May Have the Following: frustration, addiction, sadness, anger, depression, people destroying their electronics and/or maybe harming others.
John: dude is that Flappy Bird? what is your score?
Jase: maan i doin great made up to 8!
John: aww dude you uck im on 34 and my bro is on 162..yeh dude its so possible
Jase:...ah! imma hurt you bro go away!
John: dude is that Flappy Bird? what is your score?
Jase: maan i doin great made up to 8!
John: aww dude you uck im on 34 and my bro is on 162..yeh dude its so possible
Jase:...ah! imma hurt you bro go away!
by fatbich February 4, 2014
