aaron

master bating dick head most commonly described as a shit brain 2.a fag homo smallie with a dick small as my cats and hes gay 3. shit
head

aaron is a dick master fag gay homo with a smallie aka shit head

by bigdadyfat sacs April 5, 2010

Aaron Rodgers

Aaron Charles Rodgers was born on December 2, 1983in Chico, California. He graduated from Chico High School and then University of California, Berkley. Aaron plays professional football for the Green Bay Packers. Off season, he likes to play golf, work out with his brothers (Luke and Jordan), travel, and go to Milwaukee Brewers games. He and Clay Matthews, a linebacker fornthe Green Bay Packers, are good friends and hang out often. Aaron is not married, but likes redheads. He is often seen in the "Discount Double Check" State Farm commercials. He drives a Ford F150, and likes to visit his summer home in San Diego. He's a beautiful boy :)

Person 1: who's that hottie playing for the packers?
Person 2: oh, you dont know? Its thier quarterback, aaron rodgers! Isnt he cute?!

by Builtfordtough December 9, 2012

Aaron

A huge horn dog who is only good to be a friend with beneifits. He lies and ruins make out sessions by getting all emotional

Brea: So yesterday I was makin out with Aaron until he called me beautiful

Taylire: Oh did that kill the buzz?

Brea: Yea...

by ThatPlusSizedGurl July 27, 2012

aaron

An immature pest who closely resembles a possum.

"God that kid is such an aaron, he won't leave me alone!!"

by Billz fo sho January 11, 2008

Aaron Burr

Aaron Burr is as much of a dick as George Eacker and would make great Hamilton killers

Aaron Burr shot Alexander fucking Hamilton

by Mah nahm ihs ahlexander hahmil August 10, 2019

Aaron

Aaron is the greatest person ever he is a great boy friend and is a great listener and any girl will be lucky to have him so if you know one then don't let him go

Do you like Aarons?

by Vneck. April 8, 2019

Aaron Stretches

A stretch one performs prior to masturbation to prevent awful forearm cramps. It is usually done by holding the arm straight out and pulling the fingers back over the arm.

Wow, I pulled a muscle wanking it last night... I should have done some Aaron Stretches first!

by Sir Uncealot April 15, 2008