When you penetrate an asshole and moments after you pull out, a small piece of shit flies out like a bat coming out of a cave. Think of the shit as the bat and the asshole as the cave... bats in a cave.
by sobbymop December 06, 2016
that one goober of a person who is always a few minutes behind in the conversation and tries to poke in like they know what's up. these people are usually goofy, slow to catch on, and ignored in the conversation. when they have something to say, the topic has loooong been changed and everyone kind of gives them that look like, "....huh?"
by mamacita aye carumba November 09, 2007
Brain-unfriendly or fiendish math questions that leverage on the public’s mixed attitude vis-à-vis the oft-feared bat, which has so far received bad publicity or negative press in the aftermath of unproven claims that it was the vector for the coronavirus pandemic.
Two examples of bat math are:
a) Today is Friday the 13th. Trump’s spiritual guide recommends that he should drink the blood of a bat 666 days from today to live a "normal” life free from nightmares and demonic attacks. What day of the week would he perform that dreaded ritual?
b) Given that 🦠 + 🦇= 76 and 🦠 × 🦇 = 19, what is the value of 1/🦠 + 1/🦇?
Answers: a) Saturday b) 4.
a) Today is Friday the 13th. Trump’s spiritual guide recommends that he should drink the blood of a bat 666 days from today to live a "normal” life free from nightmares and demonic attacks. What day of the week would he perform that dreaded ritual?
b) Given that 🦠 + 🦇= 76 and 🦠 × 🦇 = 19, what is the value of 1/🦠 + 1/🦇?
Answers: a) Saturday b) 4.
by MathPlus April 17, 2021
by dr.rob May 17, 2004
Rouge the bat is a secret agent working for the government. She seems to like shadow the hedgehog and knuckles the echinda. But she problay tricks them into giving her emeralds which HASNT worked so far. Anyway, rouge has permission to rob banks, and commit crimes because the government will cover up for her.. or just blow her up. Also her outfit has SLUT all over it in SA2 but in Sonic Heroes a lil better but SLUTTY !
Shadow: Hey Knux, did you see that rouge girl take off her clothes? she is naked now and its awesome
Knuckles: "WHERE AND HOW CAN SHE DO DaT WITHOUT BREAKIN THA LAW"
Shadow:"She is a government agent.. give her emeralds to see her though "
Knuckles: "WHERE AND HOW CAN SHE DO DaT WITHOUT BREAKIN THA LAW"
Shadow:"She is a government agent.. give her emeralds to see her though "
by Soul Calibur Shadow Bat January 28, 2005
A creature that lives inside very large, loose vaginas. Generally these bats like cave-like vaginas that have large stalagmites and standing water.
by johnny appleseedy November 05, 2008
A woman who could fly off with their labia majora, resulting from ececissive sexual activity.
RE: Kattie Myers
RE: Kattie Myers
1. You look cross eyed.
Like you just saw Kattie's twat.
Mhm.
KattieVAGINABAT™
2.Something that you yell:VAGINA BAT!!!!!
Like you just saw Kattie's twat.
Mhm.
KattieVAGINABAT™
2.Something that you yell:VAGINA BAT!!!!!
by mixerrai July 29, 2007