Ex. 1.) Yeah, I know that anus muncher.
Ex. 2.) SON: Dad, you've told me a million times that drugs and alcohol are bad... believe me, I understand. There won't be anything illegal or dangerous going on at this party tonight. Just trust me.
FATHER: (sigh) Okay, son, I suppose it is time we let you start spending more time with your friends. But remember son, if you start drinking and doing drugs you'll end up an ass muncher, just like all those rappers you hear about in the news.
Ex. 2.) SON: Dad, you've told me a million times that drugs and alcohol are bad... believe me, I understand. There won't be anything illegal or dangerous going on at this party tonight. Just trust me.
FATHER: (sigh) Okay, son, I suppose it is time we let you start spending more time with your friends. But remember son, if you start drinking and doing drugs you'll end up an ass muncher, just like all those rappers you hear about in the news.
by John P. Oliver April 6, 2010
Get the anus munchermug. Term used to refer to a situation in which the mistake of one party has yielded a undesired benefit to the another party. Coined after accidental anal surgery was performed on a patient, leaving the patient with a undesired "new" anus but without the originally desired surgical correction.
"You know Marty Benson? City came to chop down his neighbors tree when he complained it was crossing the property line and they cut the wrong one down. Totally fell on his house. Boy did he ever get the anus though. City built him a new house, but he still complains about that damn tree."
by 6809 March 25, 2008
Get the get the anusmug. by johnnylongprong September 15, 2012
Get the face anusmug. by cvah December 9, 2007
Get the anus loafmug. by Flossy McCandice June 12, 2008
Get the anus holemug. Similar to Jackson's Mustache and Hamilton's Mustache, Jefferson's Anus is when, the morning after you have sex, but before she wakes up, you cum on the girls asshole and jam a nickel in. This is usually for cab fare. This is only practiced by truly douchey dickbags.
X: Hey man, how did that chick get home?
Douchey Dickbag: I don't know, brah, but I gave her Jefferson's Anus when I got up! Pound it!
Douchey Dickbag: I don't know, brah, but I gave her Jefferson's Anus when I got up! Pound it!
by Greene Team July 25, 2011
Get the Jefferson's Anusmug. To eat some ass. A hilarious name for a breakfast cereal! A form of ass chewing, and/or shit eating!
by Noel James July 17, 2007
Get the Anus Crunchmug.