Brownsville, Texas

Texas's south most city, a city of 200k people 100k of which are American citizens. Starting at its southern most point which lives firmly in the 1850's add a decade per quarter mile unitl you reach the northern city limits and you will have finally have reached the 1970's
Brownsville, Texas
by K Y Kidd December 04, 2010
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Texas Special

After finishing a delicious lunch in the cafeteria, instead of throwing your own trash away you place all of your trash onto the table next to you. This is preferably done when there are people sitting at the table next to you.
We totally gave those freshman the texas special, now they have to clean a table full of trash.
by LongBallLary March 02, 2010
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Texas Wetback

Is a shot of Tequila liquor chased by a tablespoon of ranch salad dressing
"Hey dude wanna do another Texas Wetback!?"
"No thanks man, I'm all ranched out"
by Driver185 July 22, 2015
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texas catheter

using a condom with a tube attached attached to the end, usually leading to some sort of bucket so one doesn't have to get off the couch to pee
Recently Ben Knight had surgery on his knee and used a Texas catheter so he wouldn't have to get off the couch every time he had to piss...
by headjew March 24, 2010
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texas gangbang

in call of duty when you turn a corner into a room and you find 20 members of the enemy team with their rock hard rifles all aimed at you covering you in a rain of bullets
"Sorry mrs smith but your son was killed in Iraq after suffering a 20 man Texas gangbang in Baghdad"

"Aw"
by Durk train October 04, 2013
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Texas Turd

A person representing Texas with a shady personality.
by W. H. Wallace October 23, 2007
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Cleveland texas

a little city in liberty county noone knows of unless you live in south texas. Its where old people go to die and young people go to hate their lives or do drugs.
Timmy: where you from man?
Johnny: cleveland texas
Timmy: wheres the fuck is that?

Johnny: it's not important
by Thatnibba23 July 12, 2018
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