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Brownsville, Texas

Texas's south most city, a city of 200k people 100k of which are American citizens. Starting at its southern most point which lives firmly in the 1850's add a decade per quarter mile unitl you reach the northern city limits and you will have finally have reached the 1970's
by K Y Kidd December 5, 2010
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Texas Shooter

A sexual position in which two (2) people will have one (1) unloaded rifle. The person not holding the rifle will be blindfolded. The person holding the rifle precedes to stick the rifle into the anal cavity and start shooting.
Warning: Before attempting this activity, make sure you have an unloaded rifle. Murder is not tolerated.
Sarah: Man last night, Dill gave me a Texas shooter. I cumed for, like, 5 hours.
Jill: Ewww, Dill's my brother you sick ho.
by bigmack2000000 May 16, 2021
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texas catheter

using a condom with a tube attached attached to the end, usually leading to some sort of bucket so one doesn't have to get off the couch to pee
Recently Ben Knight had surgery on his knee and used a Texas catheter so he wouldn't have to get off the couch every time he had to piss...
by headjew March 24, 2010
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Texas Wetback

Is a shot of Tequila liquor chased by a tablespoon of ranch salad dressing
"Hey dude wanna do another Texas Wetback!?"
"No thanks man, I'm all ranched out"
by Driver185 August 17, 2015
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Keller texas

White preppy kids going to rap concerts or trying to rap songs, doing hella lot of drugs like mollies, perocets, xanax, etc. They say the n word, act like they are in a gang and spend their money they don't have on designer stuff like Gucci and Louis Vuitton. The City of Keller also spend their money on $1 million houses they're building. Their high schools are filled with teachers sleeping with students, giving head in the school bathrooms and smoking weed and vaping in the hallways.
Kid 1-"so who is that in that Louis Vuitton backpack kid smoking in the back of his Honda civic listening to Cheif keef?"
Kid 2-"nah it's just this Keller kid name Justin. He think he's cool and shit because he thinks he acts like a crip but he not."
"That's why it's called Keller Texas lol."
by EveryoneInTheClub February 6, 2019
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texas gangbang

in call of duty when you turn a corner into a room and you find 20 members of the enemy team with their rock hard rifles all aimed at you covering you in a rain of bullets
"Sorry mrs smith but your son was killed in Iraq after suffering a 20 man Texas gangbang in Baghdad"

"Aw"
by Durk train October 4, 2013
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Texas Turd

A person representing Texas with a shady personality.
by W. H. Wallace November 8, 2007
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