alien fart syndrome

Akin to alien hand syndrome. When your farts don't smell like your own anymore.

Due to social stigma the afflicted will hardly ever come out. For the unafflicted it is hard to imagine the terror of not being able to tolerate one's own farts anymore.

- After I bought some E. coli tablets in a Turkish pharmacy to combat my diarrhea, I developed alien fart syndrome instead.

by scornflake December 8, 2011

Alien egg

Stretching your scrotum over your penis and pulling it to your abdomen, creating a fleshy mass that resembles an egg from another planet.

Steve impressed his friends with his ability to pull his sack into an alien egg.

by Scrotal tickle June 14, 2014

Alien

1: Lifeform not from earth
2: David Bowie

Dude did you see Alien?

2: David Bowie is so sexy, could he be an alien?

by Jareths balls May 13, 2016

Aliceea

A very beautiful girl with a outstanding personality. Usually sparks the room up with her jokes and bubbly attitude. Great lover friendship wise and relationships as well;)

Aliceea always makes me smile, she knows exactly what to say and do.

by La' Pariss' December 22, 2016

Alieke

A person who is beautifull and intelligent. The person has alot of friends and is loved by alot op people.

Hey did you see alieke earlier?

by Ahandsomeperson February 26, 2017

Alien

Some kid with glasses that makes alien noises and hangs out with Roy-lee
don't get too close to him, he can and will bite you.

Not alien: "hey alien"
Alien: "No, DoN't CaLl Me ThAt!!"
Not alien "ok then, Alien"

by xxxaceyxxx June 25, 2019

Alien pet

An Alien pet (A-y-ly-an pe-t) t is a prize you acquire from attending the invasion of area 51. Its a new form is sex slave used by the incel, weeb or Gamer population. The alien pet is known for its painful torture like intercourse because all the body fluids of these creatures are acidic and highly dangerous. They are so acidic they can burn through such metals as, copper, iron and steel.

It is also a satanic torture tradition used by satanists. This is torture because the second mouth inside the aliens throat has a saliva that is a high level acidic substance that will burn the torture victim's reproductive organ and do significant damage depending on the amount of time that the victim will endure the acid saliva blowjob (The acidic saliva will trip you out if you vaporise and the inhale it, this is a technique of getting high only used by the few people who dare use it)

"Hey Gamers and incels! Wanna buy an Alien pet?"

"Ohh boy do i"

"that will be 499. Do you send through paypal?"

by DonnyThePhatass September 16, 2019