When students, public speakers or former governors working for Fox News can't remember basic information and write the answers on their hand in an effort to come off intelligent and/or well informed.
Ex-Governor Palin had some very, very, very important topics to cover in her speech for the Tea Party Convention, so she used the old Alaskan Cheat Sheet and wrote them on her hand.
by J-Mish February 09, 2010
(A rarely seen maneuver) When you insert the open end of a tube sock up a females butt, she takes a dump, you pull it out and freeze it, then proceed to slap her with it.
"OMG you have a black eye what happened?? Did you get beat up??"
"Oh no! I got so drunk last night and this guy gave me an Alaskan Gym Sock, its not big deal.."
"Oh no! I got so drunk last night and this guy gave me an Alaskan Gym Sock, its not big deal.."
by Captain Doodie Diggler MD May 05, 2009
When someone shoves ice cubes into their ass, lets them melt, and then spews the shitty water over their loved one's chest.
I sold a pound of ice to a friend the other day, but he just used it for an Alaskan Fishing Boat for his wife
by John Q Forumer July 03, 2007
by Badonski March 05, 2012
When your girlfriend has diarrhea you get her upside down and procide to have anal sex, when you are both about to climax you take your cock out of her ass and she begins to squirt the diarrhea over herself while you are cumming on her and you, then you begin to lick the diarrhea and cum off of each other.
Dave: I heard Paul gave Stacy and alaskan oil rush.
Richard: Yeah I saw them both coming out of there room, they looked pretty messy.
Richard: Yeah I saw them both coming out of there room, they looked pretty messy.
by Bralexe October 12, 2010
When you have anal intercourse while using rubbing alcohol as lubricant. The giving party then takes a lighter and lights the receiving party's b-hole on fire.
by Dyl Ketz March 11, 2014
An Alaskan hippy van is when 2 old chicks and a random old guy find a old hippy van somewhere and the old guy shoves a hot coal into 1 of the chicks pussy and fucks the shit out of it and then takes another hot coal and puts in the other chick and fucks the shit of of her then he fucks them both in the ass and he takes all the juices and puts them in a blender to blend it up and then he puts the mixture of juices and heats it up over a fire then they all share it
Me and joey were walking home yesterday and some 3 old people having an Alaskan hippy van that shit was fucked up
by The flaming dildo February 06, 2014