Ahmed

A black guy that calls himself ’Amed’ even though his name is Ahmed.

Cmon Ahmed, everyone knows you like to eat bananas.

by Donald H Trump March 20, 2023

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Armed guards

Aren't going to stop school shootings.

Hym "They can just pick another target. A mall. Wait for them to go outside for recess. Find out what time the school lets out and spray the courtyard. But there is a through-line. It's very consistent. Armed guards aren't going to do anything. Gun bans aren't going to do anything. What type of people shoot up schools? Is it almosted entirely groups of people who are demonized for one reason or another? Why not just stop demonizing them? 'Well, because demonization is an effective tool for ideological control and if we don't demonize them people will imitate them or won't be incentivized be more like me.' There it is. It's all just ideological control. That's you trying to reserve the right to control people. And if you're going to do keep trying it you're going to keep getting what you deserve..."

by Hym Iam April 4, 2023

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Ahmed Ashour

HOTTEST GUY IN THE FUCKING PLANET
LAMEES HUSBAND
KISS ME RN

I WANT AHMED ASHOUR

by anonymous June 13, 2023

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Ahmedhan

Ahmedhan from turkish means somebody with a lot of testosterone in his eggs

oh man hes so ahmedhan
dont call him ahmedhan sonder ahmedon

by albojeff June 14, 2023

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armed robbery

Da act of "stealing" a person out of da "administering da lovies" clasp of someone else so dat you yourself can hug said embraced person instead.

If you either (1) wait till da "current" hugger has finished embracing your "target" individual, or (2) politely/humbly ask da snuggling couple if you may "have a turn" wif da desired-by-you person, then it's not really "armed robbery", since both members of da couple are voluntarily allowing you "clasping 'n' caressing" privileges. Extra points if you (1) offer to engage in a group-hug wif both of them instead of just giving one of them a "separate" hug, so dat neither person even has to actually let go of da other after all, or (2) be sure to give da OTHER member of da couple a hug, too (maybe even before you embrace your "target" person, so dat said other person knows right off dat he is gonna "get some lovin'" from you, also, and thus he will not hafta worry dat he's gonna feel left out), showing him dat you value his feelings, too, and are grateful to him for letting you have your desired snuggle-wuggle wif his romantic companion.

by QuacksO June 20, 2023

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