An emotional abortion is when you’re at the OBGYN and they shove an ultrasound wand up your kitty meow meow with no lube and it feels heavenly.
by _Vagetarian_ March 14, 2025
Get the emotional abortionmug. Guy 1: Bro, did you hear? Missouri passed a law preventing divorce during pregnancy, even in cases of abuse!
Guy 2: That's crazy, we're going to see a lot of Missouri Abortions because of this.
Guy 2: That's crazy, we're going to see a lot of Missouri Abortions because of this.
by It's A Clown's World March 15, 2024
Get the Missouri Abortionmug. by m1241325345a3523412x February 13, 2019
Get the Reverse Abortionmug. Another word for vaginal sex. Used to suggest that instead of yanking something out of your vagina, you are more than happy to invite it in for tea.
Steve: Is it true you fucked Eve last night?
Adam: Yeah dude, we totally had a reverse abortion! Which was kinda weird, since Eve had like, a real abortion just last week.
Adam: Yeah dude, we totally had a reverse abortion! Which was kinda weird, since Eve had like, a real abortion just last week.
by hoaaaaag June 29, 2016
Get the reverse abortionmug. Gordy found out his girlfriend was knocked up, so he gave her the ol’ Canadian Abortion.
Problem solved.
Problem solved.
by Phat Guy Tie Dye January 6, 2024
Get the canadian abortionmug. Stfu you fucking unloved manslut abortion. I am going to go down to the fucking zoo to hire a monkey to fuck you in the ass and fucking track your dumb ass down and annihilate you and your fucking moron family you fucking furry retard. Who abused you as a child?
by RETARD ALERT! January 23, 2024
Get the Manslut Abortionmug. LOOK how many of you ABORTION HATERS and ABORTION REJECTERS screw your GIRLY in the S0D0MY as you see congratulations you just had a NATURAL ABORTION as us FAGS are your residential experts and not only that it's PRIDE WEAK for all you NATURAL ABORTION FUCKERS.
by PREWH0RE F00D AMAZ0N ASSH0LE June 29, 2022
Get the NATURAL ABORTIONmug.