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Atheist

An atheist refers to two positions:
1. The burden of proof is on those who believe in God
2. There has never been any proof that God exists.
"I am an Atheist because that which can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence."
by TigersAreAwesome December 15, 2022
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Atheist religion

Yep... Totally thing Joe Rogan said and not me. I'm not the guy who said initially the things that people are being aggrandized for saying.
Hym "No, you're right news lady. It was him. The atheist religion thing? And not me Hym but him, him who said the profound thing. The guy who thinks the sun is fire beat me to the punch 3 fucking years after I said it. No. I'm clearly worse than a fucking retard. And not that retard but the actual retard. I guess now we know that he was just better all along. How do we know he's not just better? He is! Clearly I'm just confused. But you can't fucking blame me for being confused because I'm worse than a fucking retard and have been all along."
by Hym Iam January 26, 2023
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Atheist

The word 'Atheist' simply means someone whom is not a theist. The word is not to be confused with the word 'Antitheist' (someone whom belive there is no god or gods).

The word is a combiation of the word 'Theist' (beliver in a god or gods) and the greek prefix 'A' meaning 'not' or 'without'.

In short:

Theist = Someone whom belives in a god or gods.
Atheist = Not a theist.
Antitheist = Someone that belives there is no god nor gods.
I'm an agnostic atheist, and will lack a beleif in any god or gods until they are scientifically proven with imperical evidence.
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Best Atheist Argument

Hym "I'm pretty sure the best atheist argument against the existence of God was mine. Which was (If you all don't remember which you probably don't even have to because you clearly have access to this in a way I do not) If God exists, it created an inferior race of being to have it's way with for eternity. If it's a sentient lifeform that did this deliberately, it is either culpable or directly responsible for everything that happens here. This is both the worst possible iteration of reality conceivable and something I wouldn't have ever chosen. Which means it's non-consensual. It (God) is, therefore, either evil or incompetent. I mean, seriously, I've been trying to poop for like 10 minutes now. I sat down because I- Ope, there it goes. I got it out while I was editing. But even now, my legs are numb because I've been on the toilet for so long. Hold on.................................... (Had to wipe) Alright... So, I'm literally a captive. Beyond that I'm trapped here with you. Which is not going great. And, um, yeah... "
by Hym Iam June 20, 2024
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Diet Atheist

A person who regularly says “God” in phrases and expressions although not believing in God.
Oh my God!” The diet atheist exclaimed in shock, not entirely believing in the concept of the immortal entity that may be above them but using the name to express their fright.

Thank God!” whispered the diet atheism as they realized the deadline was a few weeks ahead and not a few days.
by WebRobynz December 4, 2022
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Atheist

Someone who lacks faith in religion. There’s nothing more to it, they didn’t piss in your cheerios, they aren’t gonna murder your family, they don’t go into their basement every Sunday to do satanic rituals. The average atheist lacks faith until proven wrong, but that really loud, really outspoken group of Atheist who will turn away an offer if it’s from a religious person but then also carry on for hours about Astrology.
Person 1: Ay you coming to **insert place of religious worship** today?
Person 2: Nah, I’m an Atheist.
by IamBW May 16, 2023
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Tillman Atheist

A Tillman Atheist is known for his valor and unrivaled courage. Named after the legendary, incredibly brave, Pat Tillman who chose to forgo a successful NFL career to fight unfairness and stupidity, was willing to die for whats right, simply because its the right thing to do, Not because he would receive some infinite reward in an afterlife
Did you hear about Mark? He gave up his executive 6 figure salary to take the fight from the internet to the battlefields in the middle east, a great example of a Tillman Atheist :)
by DevientGenie February 20, 2015
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