Facer ape

Apes that are totally in your face. By way of metonymy, someone may also be said to act like a like an ape by getting all up in your biznitch.

The term is also used occasionally via typos, most commonly when someone adds a space too hastily when trying to write 'face rape', leading to major interweb confusion.
"Stop being to total face ape, dude!"

"Could you please be so nice as to keep your facer ape away from my face?"

"The facer ape, a mammal indigenous to the urban jungle, is known to be a curious creature, socially preferring light teasing to traditional monkey-like playfulness, which is often misconstrued as lack of respect for other mammals' private sphere".

"Did you see that? He was acting all, like, crazy, running around like cracy and acting like a total facer ape".
by Wolfie, the wordsmith January 11, 2012
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brush ape

An apple-knocker, a hay shaker, a hick, rube, country Jake, a gobby from the country.
Ezra Hoskins! What a brush ape!
by Bob Proczko October 16, 2006
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Yard Ape

An employee of a big-box-store who is too dumb to sort lumber.
Don't let those yard apes load your 2 x 4 s cause they will stick you with garbage.
by Pedrovonpedro January 07, 2011
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AP Girl

girls in high school with no life that take ap classes. they study all the time, and do not know what is going on in other classes. they are smart and will give you the answers to a question. they use flash cards and read their books all the time. they always apear stressed becauze their classes are so hard.
Aubrey and Taylor were such AP girls that they did not have time to hear the teacher explain the lab, so they spilled colored water all over the floor.
by basketballguh483204 May 14, 2010
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bathin apes

the rare occurance of african americans bathing.
"yo man i just hit up the spa found me some bathin apes"
"word?"
by danelmag September 26, 2007
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Ape Shit

To become overly enraged, to a level bordering on psychosis
Savy Dog would go Ape Shit every time Chimpy sang Queen of Hearts by Dave Edmunds, as he was lining up his tee shot
by MangyDog April 05, 2012
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Stink Ape

A large, foul-smelling, hairy, ape-like creature, which runs upright on two legs.
Dude, sure he's a big guy but he ain't tough. He ain't nothing but a dumb stink ape. I know you can take him. If he gets mad he'll probably just through poop at ya!
by fallguy August 20, 2011
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