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American Apparel

American Apparel is a popular and trendy US apparel manufacturing LLC.

It manufactures, wholesales, and retails all of its products, and is popular in mainstream, urban areas such as San Francisco, New York City, Seattle, and Portland.

Although slightly more priced than similar retailers, American Apparel produces all of its clothes in the United States, pays their workers a decent wage and provides them with healthcare, and utilizes cruelty free practices.
A:"Wow, I love being a cheap redneck and shopping at Wal-Mart! I got this fugly looking neon pink top for only $4!"
B:"You should really check out American Apparel- albeit not as inexpensive as Wal-Mart, their shirts are all organic, made in the US, and by happy workers at minimum wage. I'm pretty sure some child labor in China made your top."
A:"Where's China?"
by KAPELACCC January 4, 2008
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American Microwave

Farting in the presence of other people inside a car with all the windows rolled up and the heater on. Not to be confused with the Dutch Oven that requires the farter and someone else underneath a blanket.
Scenerio: Driving down the freeway on a cold winter day.
Comment: "Eww Josh! It stinks in here!"
Reply: "Yes, I just created an American Microwave."
by Joshua Tad November 22, 2007
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Pulling a Mexican cartel

When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.
person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!

Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.

Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.

Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.

El chapo guzman: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .
by I multitask the Universe bitch December 7, 2021
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Americans

Not gonna lie here their all retarded fat pieces of shit that annoy me but they do have some nice food their but yet again the fat bastards eat it all before I can get my hands on it big fat sloppy American cunts.
Americans hey dude
British person alright bro
America- omg theirs another British person that just lives in a castle and drinks tea all day
British person- I know right bro but atleast it doesn’t give us heart diseases and makes us look like fucking fat Oompa Loompas like you’se.
by Kill all uncircumcised ppl December 17, 2021
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americanize

To redefine the perceived meaning of wealth on earth and brainwash people into pursuing it.
European #1: I would really like some Ranch Dip. It would make me feel rich and classy.
European #2: But Franz, you are a German Lord. How would Ranch Dip make you feel -
European #1: Ein Qviet! I am NOT shplecking to you about zee ranch. It has a taste that makes me feel as though I am fighting Indians in Texas.
European #2: Das Boot! You have become...AMERICANIZED!
European #1: Indeed. For some reason my rich heritage has become meaningless to me and I only desire material wealth such as Blue Jeans and expensive cars.
European #2: Hmmmm. Do you want to move to California?
by Pollup March 2, 2008
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un-american

Anything done with thought or reason.
Man 1 - Hey how about we come up with a reason to go to war.
Man 2 - Yeah that's cool, I love being Un-American.
by Alex Matheson July 6, 2007
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American Football

Let me tell you something: pads ain't going to help you when you have a 250 lb guy taking a helmet-shoulder shot at your knee. If anything the helmet/shoulder pads are more of a weapon. Players hit harder when they wear pads.
American Football is rough, Rugby is rough. They're different - get over it.
by come to pappa January 21, 2005
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