Alabama corn slider

The practice of engaging in a sexual act in which a man takes his own frozen poop and uses it to pleasure a woman in the vag.

bro #1- dude did you get with that hot chick last night?
bro #2- I did more than get with her I froze my poop and shoved it in her snatch!!

bro #2- OMG u gave her an Alabama corn slider? You are disgusting!

by Alabama corn slider December 2, 2010

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Alabama Sandpaper

Straight sexual stimulation in which the female spreads her legs apart so her vagina is showing, and the male rubs his penis against her clitoris like he was fucking her, but only the side of the penis goes into the clit. The friction causes sexual pleasure for both of them, and they both get a happy ending...

I love the Alabama Sandpaper!

by WhoDatFreshBoi April 2, 2017

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Alabama Slamma

A threesome with a woman and her mother.

Damn, Mary Jo and her Momma are FREAKS! She invited me over last for dinner and an Alabama Slamma.

by FranDiggidy April 19, 2018

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Alabama Chain-gang

When youre sleeping in bed, and wake up to your sister and cousin jerking you off and you nut so hard that even your mom gets pregnant from the amount of cum dripping from the ceiling into her clean underwear shes about to put on

Dude i just woke up to an Alabama chain-gang

by Just.a.random.stranger December 13, 2017

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Alabama double-down

A person that is obviously so inbred it had to happen more than once. Like, the dad banged the brother and the brother shot the load across the room in to the mother; and that is how that face is buckled like that.

About 9 months after the noodlin’ derby/family reunion Alabama state banned the use of the same property for more than one event.

Ah! That bitch is so far past ugly she has to be an Alabama double-down!

by Dmriches11! July 17, 2022

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