Jacob Sartorious

A type of trash that attracts ten year old girls all over the Internet. Jacob wears an acorn or some shit in his pants to look like he has a dick. He is widely known as the 'Fuckboy master'. Other names for him include the following;

Jacob Sclitorous,
Jacob Saggytits,
And Jacob Stegosaurus.

Person 1: "Oh my god dude! 'Hoodie' by a piece of trash is my fav song!"
Person 2: "Wow! A piece of trash produced by a piece of trash!"
Person 3: "Guys don't you mean jacob sartorious??"

by troyelove May 17, 2016

jacob schmutte

A sexy man who’s funny and charismatic

Oh there’s a Jacob schmutte at the bar, his hair is perfect

by Jhshh February 16, 2023

Jacob Jennings

Jacob Jennings is the guy you want to marry. A total dawg in the bed, lasts for hours. Humongous penis used for destroying milfs. Overall an athletic nice guy.

Omg, I had to be in a wheelchair for 2 weeks after a night with Jacob Jennings!

by Mathew Stein April 8, 2020

Jacob Kendrick

worlds most renowned philosopher and great scholar of this generation

when I grow up I want to be a jacob kendrick

by jessssssssssss May 4, 2015

Chosen Jacobs

He is handsome, kind, and loving to his family , friends and fans . His smile can light up a room and he is an amazing singer an actor and he deserves the world and more.

Chosen Jacobs is "the chosen one and protect him at all costs".

by Itzliyahgjacks17 May 28, 2020

Karl Jacobs

The best, most wholesome streamer on twitch. A man who deserves the world. Also, a fellow friend of MrBeast, a content creator, appearing in many MrBeast, MrBeast gaming, MrBeast reacts etc videos. We all love Karl Jacobs <3

“Hey do you know who Karl Jacobs is”
“Isn’t that the guy who is married to Sapnap and is the most wholesome human being ever”

by karl jacobs supremacy <3 May 15, 2021

Jacob Hanukkah

A hot sexy thot. Sadly a failed abortion

God, you’re such a Jacob Hanukkah

by Skeetskeetbuttcrack123 April 14, 2019