by James K. Polkz August 01, 2010
When the flat earth reality is presented to and argued for unexpectedly causing cognitive dissonance and triggering a globe earth defense response or generally condition of shock. Being slapped in the face unexpectedly with the truth that you have been lied to and tricked into believing you are living on a sphere that is revolving and rotating through space.
The other night at the party I gave Fred a good flat smacking with the truth that water can not curve therefore the earth must be flat; it pissed him off.
by Big FLATso October 15, 2017
by daman October 28, 2003
when you punch a person in their breast implants so hard that they burst, thus giving their chest the appearance of a flat tire.
by jermlova March 04, 2011
When your counting on a friend to show up to meet you or do something with you and they don't show up or come through.
by Soni November 24, 2003
I totally gave this chick a flat tire last night. She was pissed, but at least it wasn't a blow out.
by Josh Hug December 05, 2009
by rabidhobbo October 26, 2011