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Broke the Window

When a drunk college kid shatters a window, leading to a series of events that lead one to believe they have been cursed. These events could include
1. Arrest for underage/ public urination/ stealing a bike
2. Loss of license for three months
3. Giving the flu to half of your friends
4. Car breaking down driving a friend home
5. Ols getting his D-Dub
When we go back up to penn state we have to find that dick that Broke the Window because i need to put a face to the curse hes left on me
by MichaelWilliamHagan January 19, 2009
mugGet the Broke the Windowmug.

open window

When there is an open opportunity in someone's relationship, meaning someone else can walk in and code green that Boop.
Jillian finally told me about her Open Window
by Jillians Daddy February 26, 2017
mugGet the open windowmug.

Tech Window

A homophone of Taekwondo when pronounced by people like Jake Tran and heard by Andrew Schulz
"At the time, I was doing Tech Window. I was a competitor and coach" - Jake Tran
"What's Tech Window, for us old people?" - Andrew Schulz
by xDin2016 April 7, 2022
mugGet the Tech Windowmug.

window jocking

A term created by www.facebook.com/michaelreillymusic that defines a person of the opposite sex who portrays interest in you from outside of a store window while you're shopping
Person 1 - So, there I was, purchasing the new Jordans at Finish Line when I look over to the glass window and noticed two girls window jocking. I felt like a low fat blueberry muffin the way they were staring at me
by Michael Reilly January 23, 2011
mugGet the window jockingmug.

Window Washed

The act of getting absolutely window washed with the boys.
Jack- Do you guys see Hunter over there I think he is completely window washed

Jay- Oh my god I do see him I believe he is window washed

David- No shot he is window washed!

Brian- Oh No! He is window washed for sure.
Nick- Gotta love that man hunter
by WindowWashedMaster July 3, 2021
mugGet the Window Washedmug.

Windows 7

Windows 7 type 1: God.
Windows 7 type 2: he dominates us.
by Jukelbo489 April 27, 2020
mugGet the Windows 7mug.

window hole

The opposite of a doorknob. Doorknobs are unique, interesting people. Window holes are predictable, clone-ish, and freaks. Mostly freshman.
Those people are such window holes!!! Oh my Cedric!
by RatBob July 24, 2006
mugGet the window holemug.

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