carbonated mess

A drink consisting of three or more different soft drinks.

Common in places where the customers can use the soda machines.

Person A: I heard you ordered fast food yesterday.

Person B: I did.

Person A: What did you drink?

Person B: I couldn't decide, so I just poured myself a carbonated mess.

by ChameleonDragon September 26, 2019

cummy mess

Like a bloody mess but with cum instead of blood.

Keep talking shit and I'll turn you into a cummy mess.

by kvm666 January 2, 2021

jumbled mess

Usually used in reference to the lore present in the video game series, "Metal Gear Solid."

Fool: "Hey could you try to explain to me the story behind MGS?"
Smart Individual: "Hell no! I myself, get lost in that jumbled mess."

by FlamexTheCat July 9, 2018

messed you around

cause someone problems, especially by acting unfairly or indecisively.

"get your own back—make him sorry he ever messed you around!"

by Arminkshipper December 31, 2024

That's messed

When something is so messed up but in a funny way

"YO! I was just cheating on my math test but then Mr. Smith caught me so I gave him the nastiest upper cut to the jaw, elbowed him, and then threw him down the hallway"
"That's messed"

by ashywashyrashy000 May 19, 2022

MESS

The greatest group of people to ever walk this planet.

"Who are those amazing cool vibey people who have been drinking since 9am?" "Oh they're from MESS"

by theveryhungrycaterpillar September 15, 2020

Lion Mess

A great soccer player from Portugal, his greatest rival is Cristian Ronald.

Did you see Lion Mess beat Cristian Ronald last night?

by arandomgdfurry December 20, 2022