when a person (usually canadian) holds a conversation for an unreasonably long time while you keep trying to leave
person 1: dude what took you so long to get to work?
person 2: my neighbor held me canadian hostage for an hour and a half
person 2: my neighbor held me canadian hostage for an hour and a half
by jankfart December 12, 2014
A sex act involving Canada's favorite elixir, maple syrup. One participant squirts maple syrup into their anus; then, that parson pushes the syrup out of their anus into the anus of another participant. Although originally intended for two participants, it could, in theory, go on infinitely.
"Did ya hear about those hosers making a mess at the Motel 6?"
"Oh yeah, you betcha. The were riding the Canadian Railway."
"Oh yeah, you betcha. The were riding the Canadian Railway."
by ThiccDaveCave April 22, 2017
A Canadian casserole is only to be done with a trusting and gentle partner. I knew a guy who tried it alone once. Dave was his name. Good guy. Funny, but a bit of a loner. One day he goes into his room Dave. Next day he comes out Dickless Dave. Still lives with his parents. Poor guy.
by Tipsybeaver August 08, 2019
When after a long day of dealing with bullshit at work you pour crown royal and orange cream soda into your girl's asshole and mix it with your dick. Turn her upside down and pour said girls ass into a glass over top snow balls to chill.
by Culatr December 31, 2018
Jane dropped her pants and has a pussy that was so hairy in the middle that it had a Canadian Highway.
by Fuzzlenuts January 15, 2012
When a woman sticks one of her tits in the mans ass hole and reaches around and jacks you off from behind.
by D-speed June 13, 2011
by 404handle March 13, 2016