October 26

October 26 is national fuck your crush day, even if your crush doesn’t like you back you send them this and say no back outs.

me: “hey cutie it’s October 26 you know what that means.
crush: “oh no i can’t do back outs, oh well see u tonight!”.

by The CandyMan hehe October 23, 2019

May 26

The best legends of the world are born on this day. If you know someone born on this day go up to them and recognize their greatness.

Nick, "It's Jacob's birthday."

Tyler, "Today is May 26."

Tyler," Hey Jacob, congrats on being ythe captain of basketbalm team and football team."

by Jack267 April 11, 2020

26 ноября

Национальный праздник когда можно трогать за попу любой пол

26 ноября абсолютно все могут трогать друг друга за попу

by David islamiv November 25, 2023

October 26

International french kiss your crush day

A: *french kisses my crush*
B: Ayo??

A: Its October 26.
B: Oh yeah. Wanna fuck?

by ur mom is my slave October 25, 2022

dreams at 3:26 am

A phrase meaning "The most unrealistic dreams ever" and usually related to territorial disputes.

Indian person: Kashmir is Indian
Pakistani person: In your dreams at 3:26 AM

by Chess_Junta_with_a_BBC August 23, 2024

January 26

Today is one of the only days when you can ask a girl out and they can’t say no. Take advantage of this day.

You:Hey wanna date?
Crush:no

You but it’s January 26th 😏

by Diarrheaeater9000 January 25, 2022

April 26

real niggas birthday

April 26: When all the teal niggas are celebrated

by Prooxy April 18, 2022