Chode

A short and fat penis

OH MY GOD ! STEVEN LYBARGER HAS A CHODE !

by Adailey78 October 19, 2017

Chode

1. A dick that has a greater circumference than length. (So basically, its just really, really short, but most are pretty girthy)

Girl 1: "I had sex yesterday."
Girl 2: "really? No way?!"
Girl 1: "It was actually pretty lame because it didn't even work. He had a chode."

by K._a._t._i._e._ May 31, 2017

Chode

A penis that is wider then it is long

"Did you hear? Matt has a chode!"

by julescd August 20, 2014

Chode

Not wider than length, but the length is short than the Circumfrence

Im sorry that you have a chode!!!

by Ryan Wikstrom March 19, 2004

Chode

Comes from the German word "chote", meaning a bringer of chaos. Generally speaking, an offensive, unthinking person. One who is socially reprehensible and uncouth. An annoying lout. An asshole.

"A chode is not a fat penis, but it is a big dick. Get it? Don't be a chode, man."

by vonzppr February 24, 2009

Chode

Short, fat penis or kid

Dave Gill is such a chode. I heard he has one too!

by M Dubbs May 2, 2008

Chode

1. Theoretical dick that is wider than it is long, stupid as none exist.
2. Guy who has no game with women.
3. Synonym of Gouche. Space between your asshole and your sac

1. John has a chode.
2. John is a chode.
3. John got kicked in the chode.

by metalhead1967 December 13, 2009