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don't dip your bush onto the company dink

This phrase advises female workers not to hook up with their male colleagues (especially the doofus ones). Office romances cause nothing but drama, heartache, and embarrassment for all involved (including onlookers).

It is women's version of "Don't dip your pen in the company ink," which is often pronounced by obnoxious dude bros.
Female #1: "Oooh, Mikey got transferred to our department. He is so hot."

Female #2: That guy?! Hells no! Girl, don't dip your bush onto the company dink."
by macinlor September 7, 2016
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Dink

(n.) another term used for a flaming homosexual midget.
Brady: What is that thing?
Austin: That's a dink and his smelly Italian lover.
by The Dinkmeister February 26, 2020
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A smelly pp that could also be used as a person who is a giant dick head
He's being a real dink today
by Dictickler June 24, 2020
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Dink

The state of being really silly while still being a total dumbass.
Man, my buddy decided to throw himself on the ping pong table at that party last night. What a fucking Dink.
by The_Big_Kahuna1456 March 5, 2019
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the best man you would ever experience in your life!!! so good you had to make your own word. he’s goofy, silly, quirky, but yet so yummy. specifically, that genitalia, can make a woman (or man) go crazy.

tends to be bisexual

tends to like playboi carti and has the most repulsive instagram ever

- not to be confused with arkandick
Me: Getting that 8 inch dink tonight!!!!!!!!
by zenbabygoescrazy September 10, 2022
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DINK

Acronym: Dual Income, No Kids
They go married and don’t want kids because “kids are too high maintenance and are another form of tax” on their money. They got that dink energy in them.
by NephilimSlayer1776 December 10, 2023
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The act of removing acrylic nails off of a nail.
Nick dinked Anna’s beautiful new nails off.
by Youngsour June 15, 2022
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