Midget Splash

When a guy cums so hard while getting a handjob from a midget. Due to the height difference the midget gets sperm in her eye and screams in delight.

... going out with my girl later. Since her eye is feeling so much better we will be doing the midget splash

by 5533X3 November 16, 2020

Gatorade Splash

when a girl pours gatorade in her vagina; someone jumping into a pool of gatorade

I hit my coach with a gatorade splash

by Splash Crew November 3, 2021

splash one

To defecate, have a bowel movement, in a body of water from above, usu. a toilet.

Excuse me, I need to "splash one".

by nashntth April 2, 2008

No Splash No Gash

The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)

Toilet salesman: "No Splash No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."

by Bigby89 September 7, 2020

Splash Back

When you have diarrhea that's so violent that the water in the toilet bowl erupts and hits your butt.

My diarrhea was so bad that "splash back" happened.

by Verticalways December 9, 2023

shrimp splash

When you're washing dishes at the sink, and some water hits you - getting your middle all wet.

I didn't piss myself, that's just some shrimp splash.

by thathandleisalreadyinuse123 August 19, 2019

splash can

The trashcan you place your post orgasm tissues in.

After an intense session of pleasure, I put my wet, sticky tissues in my "splash can".

by Bikibu July 28, 2014