Panic Hoe

When the hoe you're smashing panics because she doesn't know when her man is coming home.

Fred: How did it go with Chloe man?
Jack: I don't wanna talk about it, she is a panic hoe

by Yoooooolmaooo June 5, 2018

panic ocean

To urinate yourself so much as to create a small ocean in your pants.

"Look! Little Ryan's got a panic ocean going on!"

by shinyeggboy July 5, 2016

Lily-panic

n. a term created by some Potterheads on Wattpad to define the degree at which James Potter is absolutely fu€king whipped for Lily Evans

v. when you start freaking out or panicking because of your crush or in some cases the person you believe to be your soulmate.

n. When Lily flirted with James he went into a state of panic. Lily-Panic.
v. I started lily-panicking because Blake complimented me today.

by SkyTheWeido February 2, 2024

Panic tetris

When you're done paying for a full cart of groceries and have to put everything back in the cart again in a way so it fits and you have to do it fast because there's a big line waiting behind you .

There were so many people at the store today, I had to play panic tetris.

by Billy and Tyrone May 8, 2018

Panic Potty Parade

When you're going somewhere & you get that warm, fuzzy, SHIT COMING ON feeling. You start to PANIC, you speed up, try to hurry home & then you come across the Panic Potty Parade. Old people, dump trucks, semis driving SLOW AS FUCK! This, the one thing, standing in your way of total relief . This could get SHITTY!

Tim: Why are you so late?
Taylor: Dude, I totally almost SHIT MYSELF!!
Tim: What happened?
Taylor: I pigged the fuck out at Taco Bell, stopped to pick up beer and then, it hit me. So I punched it towards home, made it to the home stretch & bam, there it is, the fuckin Panic Potty Parade!

by Pioneer 1 June 17, 2017

Panic Clean

Quickly cleaning in a panic before guests arrive

“I just panic cleaned the entire house before my brother arrived.”

by BAHHAHAHAHAA May 5, 2024

Fresh Panic

When one is stunned by something so much, that they get themselves into a panic. However a fresh panic is different in the fact that it involves vegetables in some way.

Terry: oh Pete mate, you’ve got an artichoke hanging out your pocket!

Pete proceeds to get into a fresh panic

Pete: An artichoke? Where?!

by El Georgio December 13, 2018