Hump day

When camels hump each other on hump day but it’s extremely uncomfortable because of the bumps on their back

Guy:yeah i humped my girl on but she’s got scoliosis so it was like hump day

by Coochie destroyer 500000 April 17, 2019

Hump and Jump

The act of hooking up with someone in your own bed and then leaving to sleep somewhere else.

"Yea I finished and thought she'd leave, but I had to hump and jump and sleep on Ryan's couch.

by urbansplatt May 27, 2018

Curtain Hump

When the shower curtain attaches itself to your leg during a shower

Damn, I got curtain humped the entire time I was in the shower this morning. I hate getting taken advantage of like that!

by SoapOnaRope January 17, 2010

Tree Hump

The act in which one spouse humps a tree whilst the opposing spouse watching as they do it preferably with a camera.

Me: I'm sorry tree....
Tree:Just Tree hump me and get it over with
*10 minutes later*
Me:HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN A GIRL
Tree:Please stop... ;-;

by CoreyTech February 2, 2018

camel hump

Camel hump... the male version of a camel toe. its when a guys pants are just WAY too tight.. and u can see a clear outline of his dick n balls

nice camel hump :)

by HiddenDesires May 7, 2018

hump wood

A word meaning to carry or haul logs.

"Damn, I cant hump wood by myself. I need help."

by swoopdawoop July 26, 2009

Jump Humping

When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking.

Jump Humping is practiced by students of Brigham Young University (BYU) or Mormon teens because they are expected to remain virgins until marriage. That's because soaking (or marinating), according to Mormonism, does not count as sex.

I was called to go jump humping for my bestie at a BYU dorm while she soaks with her boyfriend.

by morpheus30 September 23, 2022