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Craigs-enlist

When bringing somebody as backup to meet with people they definitely don't know or to just make sure you don't get murdered from the sheer irresponsibility that is Craigslist.
Neighbor 1: come on! I gotta go randomly try to make amends with somebody I pissed off a number of years ago when I was drunk.
Neighbor 2: fuck you! I'm not getting Craigs-enlisted in your goddamn, alcoholic bullshit, Mama's boy!
by '$^!-Mariner September 17, 2020
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craig

A verb describing the action of craiging someone; to craig an individual.
Person: I should get all my Ex's numbers and send em' a craig.

This example uses craig.
by craig48thecraggiestcraig September 17, 2023
mugGet the craigmug.

craigs-hook

a one night stand hook-up that you have with someone, that, as the name implies, you have "met" through a Craigslist personals ad.
Two teenage boys are in conversation:

James: I am no longer a virgin

George: lol. What did you do to pop it? Cuz I will kill you if I you popped my ex-girlfriend Christina's cherry. Or did you date-rape some carnival floozie, like Homer Simpson's brother?

James: Um, roflmao, no. I did none of the junk you have enumerated so far. FYI George, i had a craigs-hook.

George: Wow!. So I guess you really were that desperate to lose your virginity that you even abandoned all moral pretexts and turned to Craigslist. Interesting.
by Sexydimma January 16, 2012
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craig wilson

by EllieLovesYou September 6, 2014
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Craig

A white kid that has the resemblance of the danibals monkey. He does not appear athletic but he is very skilled at basketball and is very likely to be the next MJ. He is not very good at video games unless he wakes up feeling dangerous. His friend group usually consists of a token minority, a racist kid, a fortnite kid, a Christian boy, a kid who likes a certain girl who they don’t stop talking about, and a fucking moron who probably fucks his sister.
Aidan is such a fucking Craig.
by Shizz whizz December 14, 2020
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Craig

Craig is a piece of shit. He’s a real soy boy, a loser, a freak, a dumb baby diaper head.
Man, I hope my date doesn’t turn out to be a Craig
by Cltcltclt November 23, 2021
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