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Pussy Strike

Similar to a regular strike, when a woman decides to actively withhold sex from someone (namely a man) until she can negotiate her desired terms, or just get what she wants.

Or, sometimes those bitches do it on purpose, because they're pissed at you for some stupid shit, or because they know they can. They enjoy watching you squirm, trying not to think about it.

Then you excuse yourself to the bathroom and try to rub one out, but you can't cum because you know that her pussy is so good that you just CAN'T go back to the old shit!

Meanwhile, your balls swell with sexual tension, aching every time you move, until finally you can't take it anymore. You have to give in to get some of that sweet, tight pussy!!
Dude 1: FUCK!!
Dude 2: What's wrong?
Dude 1: My girlfriend went on a Pussy Strike, and I haven't came in four days!
Dude 2: Heh... Yeah... Just get a Fleshlight and keep it duct taped under the bathroom sink. I named mine Cristal.
by raichupal5 January 10, 2013
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Pussy rules

In the event of a disagreement between a couple, the one with the pussy rules.
I wanted to see an action flick but we saw a love story, because pussy rules!
by I, Wreckerrr November 9, 2016
mugGet the Pussy rulesmug.

pussy chettin'

basically when a guy tries to bullshit a girl with fake achievements to get himself laid
Pussy chettin' can be used in a convo like this

Chad: "Yo remember when Kenny was pussy chettin the other night at that party?"
Brad: "Yeah bro he was chettin all that pussy shit, fuuuck!"
Chad: "Little pussy chetter he is"
by Charlie Graf February 5, 2020
mugGet the pussy chettin'mug.

Haunted pussy

a haunted pussy is a pussy where she had an abortion less than a month ago
"Damn bro, I sucked Karen off last night and she came like 2 times"
"I think she was pregnant like a month ago? You ate some haunted pussy, Jared, holy shit!"
by jbras November 19, 2019
mugGet the Haunted pussymug.

Pussy Poet

An individual so verbally and/or orally gifted that they can make a pussy explode by merely speaking to it.
Mick was so goddamn smooth while talking with that blonde that after he left I heard her asking a janitor for a mop. He's a true pussy poet.
by Mad Mick! November 23, 2016
mugGet the Pussy Poetmug.

Kissy Pussy

Eating out your partner with a heavy focus on kissing.
Roxanne gave me a bjs so I did kissy pussy on her.
by Kong Dong 69 December 1, 2020
mugGet the Kissy Pussymug.

itchy pussy

A woman who is ready for immediate sex, i.e. a woman who is extremely horny.
That woman at the bar is all over that guy, she's practically giving him a lap dance. She really has an itchy pussy.
by Vermont Fag December 17, 2016
mugGet the itchy pussymug.

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