newcastle brown veil

Perfected in the North East of England in the late 1970s, the Newcastle Brown Veil is a coprophilic sex act carried out by the receiver of anal sex.

Following a successful deployment of ejaculate, a paste is naturally created recatally with remaining undouched shite.

After around 5-6 minutes this new paste will ooze from the recipients arse and is ready to be smeared across someone's hairline. The slow drip down the lucky Geordie lad's face starts to resemble the veil on a beautiful bride, only very, very shitty.

Whey aye man a canna believe wor lass gave us a Newcastle Brown Veil down ma heid last night. She was mortal mind and a was clamming for it.

by YerMamsGanting4It March 25, 2024

waiting for the fan to go brown

The intervening period of time between taking a potentially disastrous course of action and the manifestation of the consequences.

From the phrase 'the shit hit the fan".

Having given all his company's products away for free just to say that sales had been achieved, Ben stood back while waiting for the fan to go brown.

by vxrandall March 24, 2023

D-Brown

The true inventor of the Dab. A fucking Basketball Legend...

Kid 1: *dabs*
Kid 2: Did you know that D-Brown invented the dab?
Kid 1: woah, that's dope.

by Invictium February 1, 2017

Brown Cheese

Someone who is submissive and breedable

“Hey look at that brown cheese, he’s so submissive and breedable”

by Mamarods August 15, 2021

Dewey Brown

A shit taken while traveling.

Hey man, can you hit up this rest area? I Dewey Brown a brewin’!

by Gastony Rice January 12, 2022

Brown Out

When you're a Browns fan and you experience another comeback loss so you have to drink until you can't remember.

Pass me the vodka, I need to brown out. The Jets just came back and won.

by MaskerKush September 22, 2022

squib brown

Noun. When you get a turd halfway out but it gets stuck in the breech, and won't go either way. Often you bear down thinking you can push it but gas just blows past your shit scuttle while it remains lodged in the poop portal.

I have a squib brown. Could you please reach underneath and pull it out?

by Sig63 April 8, 2020