Cheese toasty

Whilst performing anal sex with someone who has smeg, the receiver lets out a hot fart on the Givers penis.

Cs: “omg did you hear what ch did to ws last night?
She gave him a cheese toasty”
Hh: “whats that?”

Cs: “ they were doing anal and she farted on his cheesy dick”

by Twiggy twang February 10, 2024

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Dick cheese

When someone puts cheese under their foreskin and lets it ferment for 2-3 days. They put it in a bag with small cockroaches and usually dump it on somone or throw it at someone.

That fucking idiot threw some dick cheese on me

by Shoe_stealer64 May 21, 2022

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Cheesed

A feeling of extreme happiness for any given amount of time and for any reason at all.

Bro I randomly asked my crush to the dance and she said yes!! I'm soo cheesed my G!!

by Jonnyfcknsoulbih March 10, 2018

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Pat The Cheese

The act of forcefully holding in a fart.

Dude, I have to fart so bad right now.

Just pat the cheese!

by The rapist!! February 19, 2012

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Cheese van

A police vehicle in South Africa. They used to be yellow during the Apartheid government, hence the reference to cheese.

Hide your stash, there are some cheese vans ahead.

Don't send me nudes of your little sister, I don't want cheese vans to stop at my house

by munky82 January 26, 2018

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A rat that possess human intelligence. He killed John Pork and he is after Marvin Beak and Agent 5.5. Tim Cheese is with his friend Biggie Cheese and other unknown people. Marvin Beak has tried stopping Tim Cheese in the past to no avail which is why Tim Cheese is always looking out for Marvin Beak. Latest reports say that Agent 5.5 is on a secret island presenting more evidence to the people of TikTok.

Tim: Did you see what happened to John Pork???
Jim: Yeah, Agent 5.5 says that Tim Cheese killed John Pork
Tim: No way... I hope Marvin Beak catches him.

by DihDihDih April 2, 2025

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