penis

a weapon used to chop people in half

police: He is unarmed.

thanos: I am armed; I have a penis.

by YulTheWizard December 16, 2019

penis

that thing faith loves

Faith loves penis so much she's called the penis queen

by cum lord69 November 13, 2023

penis in your mom

when your penis is erect and in your mom

1. that penis in your mom and cums in her

by theballtickler69420 August 26, 2023

Pushing penis

Pushing penis is when phillip and jacob Barrett do weird things in the closet

Random dude: hey phillip what are you doing?
Phillip: pushing penis

by Jajshshs January 22, 2022

Penis

Don't lie. You're here cause you searched "p" And penis came up

You know it's true
Penis
Penis
Penis

by UrbanFreaks March 26, 2021

Penis

Something I don't have

Hey man can I suck your penis

by Fuck rongol September 30, 2020

troll penis

a penis that hardens short & stout with a huge mushroom head

his troll penis was short & fat with a large purple helmet

by Lucky5 May 9, 2014