Your dog bisexual

Worse than any other insult, can not be reflected back to you,

"No you" does not work when said the earth orbits quicker
Works on normies very well

Jack- ur granny tranny
Carl- Your dog bisexual
Jack- no u
Carl- lol ineffective
Jack- *rethinks his life then he fucking blows up into fairydust* *the earth orbits faster

by Lil Spinosaurus April 5, 2018

prairie dog kiss

An act performed between two people, each participant will face away from one another, bend at the waist, de-pant, push out just the tip of a turd (prairie dog), touch tips of said turds (kiss), retract turds, and pull pants into place.

After losing in beer pong the partners had to prairie dog kiss as punishment for the loss.

by Tjerksmeets January 9, 2018

Dogs hair by the nose

Traditional hangover cure.

Before the days of paracetamol, a traditional rumoured cure for a hangover was to put a small amount of dogs hair (or a whole dog) to your nose.

The pheromones given off by canines were said to help alleviate dry mouth and headaches caused by excessive home distilled gin and other strong alcoholic drinks

Hey, Emily, my hangover is terrible today.

Try some dogs hair by the nose!

Wow, thanks, i feel so much better!

by Oz Troll January 13, 2018

Council of Watermelon dog

A dangerous gang in the discord server Heavenly Realm. Founded by Mirio and Mustafa later joined by Luci

Random newbie: you who those dogs

Venom: dont fuck with them they the council of watermelon dog

by Mustafa men January 4, 2020

Like a dog on a spoon

When something makes no sense whatsoever and is super confusing

"Hey did you understand anything our professor was saying today." "No man it was like a dog on a spoon."

by Kraken Panda March 17, 2020

jim and Steph dog

A long, low, dog, of mutty origins. Typically with a black or brown coat, of medium body size, originating from the dog beach region of Santa Cruz.

see also: low rider

T: Woah, check out that jim and steph dog!
K: omg, they would love that dog.

by unperrollamadofinn August 3, 2020

Hot dog shuffle

The act of sliding a penis across the vulva without vaginal penetration.

Bro: Did you guys bang?
Bro 2: No, we just did the ol' hot dog shuffle.

by Dohhconnor September 20, 2017