by ScottyMo91 July 31, 2016
A mussel party is a party attended by a bunch of crunchy old people. During this party they consume mollusks and drink cheap liquor. This is the old people version of a kegger, only instead of leading to vomiting it leads to anal explosions.
Me: Hey mom and dad how was the mussel party?
Mom: It was great! We ate a lot of mussels and drank some good wine.
Dad: It was terrible... I just turned the bathroom into a terrorist hot spot.
Me: That sounds like a terrible time.
Mom: It was great! We ate a lot of mussels and drank some good wine.
Dad: It was terrible... I just turned the bathroom into a terrorist hot spot.
Me: That sounds like a terrible time.
by Nitasaurus June 25, 2013
A party , usually a family party, where the male host requests that the guys bring two cars so their significant others can leave with the kids, and the guys can stay and get shitfaced and shit.
Sully had a two-car-party for his boy last weekend.
They had some jumpy thing bullshit but the wife took the rugrats home around 8 and we stayed up all night playing hold 'em and doin' shots of Jameson.
They had some jumpy thing bullshit but the wife took the rugrats home around 8 and we stayed up all night playing hold 'em and doin' shots of Jameson.
by Jefe32 April 11, 2008
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by costcogus January 29, 2016
A fake or exaggerated act of boredom or tiredness used to signal that the party (or vibe) is dead, or that you’re about to ghost without making it obvious.
Subtle way to throw shade when it’s not lit.
Subtle way to throw shade when it’s not lit.
Ex.1 “Soon as I saw her hit the party yawn I bounced.
Ex.2 “If he party yawns one more time, we’re leaving.”
Ex.2 “If he party yawns one more time, we’re leaving.”
by A1burt May 29, 2025
An orgy with extra steps. Like a buffet line, but where half of the "party" lines up on the ground and the other half takes turns having their way with them.
by Little White Witch August 12, 2021