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Zoink Kid

A child/ adolescent who is a geek but also raised in the hood. Being forced to find independence because of hard circumstances and chose to be nerdy and weird. Also can be the black sheep of a dysfunctional family. Usually having a hard side to them they would prefer not to tap into but can if they’re life depends on it. Zoink kids can be seen as a loser but are often highly intelligent and chameleons. But all zoink kids come from hard upbringings
Charlie looks like a gangster but he watches anime”

“Oh he’s a zoink Kid”
by Mahlleh February 28, 2024
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not a bad kid

A good pup that does what they're told
by DGarcia12 March 13, 2023
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Stanley Kids

defined as Kids from Stanley district in Hong Kong, Shit kids from a shit hole suck your mum, dressed in a white T, white forces, black BAPE shorts with a sling bag on, bowl cut talkin bout "where the hoes at" when its a Wednesday night and they are in lanks underaged tryna leech off of some grooming geeza with a table in TAZ, DI or China bar, dad makes 500,000USD per year minimum, mother is an active member of DB mums Facebook group, talks about being a trapper or really in these streets when the last time they got in a fight they ran away or called triads after getting slapped. Island kids in general pipe down
"look at those stanley kids, jumping the binman"
by BBCHK January 19, 2022
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kids world

Illegal nudest beach
Mimi: ever heard of kids world?

Suri:no why

Mimi:good ur clean
by Liiilllo July 15, 2020
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Ah my kid is falling!

Person 1: oh look at your cousins enjoying herself on the, ah my kid is falling!

Person 2: you mean the slide?
by Oh no our table! It's broken! December 19, 2021
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You threatened my kid

There it is! THERE IT IS! I was waiting for that one for a mintue!
A Father "YoU tHrEaTeNeD mY kId!"

Hym "No, I commanded someone to murder him. That's an entirely different thing. Amd you were a soft-spoken, limp dicked, sissy 7 years ago, fairy. What are you like NOW, sissy? Who are you like now? And don't bring ip you ex-wife to me bitch. What we have is special. You and your wife would probably fuck me you faggot! FAGGOOT!"
by Hym Iam March 17, 2024
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Fam Kid Paragraph

3 or more sentences typed out on a social media status containing 3 or more punctuations.
Acetone likes to type out fam kid paragraphs when he is up in his juff feels
by Mconë August 23, 2018
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