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designated cum-licker 

A designated cum-licker is a guy who is chosen to lick up the cumshots of other guys who shoot their cumgasms on another guy's ass-crack after withdrawing their dicks from his asshole after they've fucked him.
A bunch of my cadet friends came by our pod, and we ended up having a fucking contest -- I got to be the designated cum-licker - yum!
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frankenstein cum 

The act of holding your arms out like a zombie and moaning like Frankenstein when you ejaculate. Usually performed while the partner is giving oral sex.
I was so busy enjoying her cocksucking, I didn't even notice that I had done a frankenstein cum.. She looked up at me and said "What the fuck was that?"
"Frankenstein cum bitch!!"
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Vegan Cum 

Carter loves vegan cum.
Ryne hates when people talk about vegan cum.
Vegan Cum by Jareomy November 10, 2020

cock-slobbering cum dumpster 

Almost every male residing within 97.3 miles of her can testify to this fact, and is therefore, a valid example of how she is a cock-slobbering cum dumpster.

aids infected cum bubble 

A person that gets on your nerves, I.e. A douche bag queer that won't get off your nuts, so you call them an aids infected cum bubble so they will get off your jock. The ultimate comeback for all those anoying "yo mamma" jokes.
Jimmie keeps swingin' from my nuts dawg, dat bitch is a aids infected cum bubble!

fly infested cum bubble 

when a skank makes cum bubbles from her butthole.
holy shit did you see that fly infested cum bubble... LETS MAKE A RUN FROM THAT SKANK!!

sist filled cum bubble 

a cum bubble that is filled with sist.
"Bryanna always has sist filled cum bubble's "
me- "dude , whats that ..? " Bryanna - "oh i always have sist filled cum bubble's" me- "sounds painful ,and sexy in a way " ;D