New hampshire blanket

When you mix pubes and dryer lint to start a fire

Paul mixes his pubes and lint to make a new hampshire blanket

by panheaddan November 15, 2023

New R

New R is a term used to describe MP3 File’s from the artist formally known as Juice WRLD (Real name Jarad Anthony Higgins).

Bibby: 2 New R Dropped. Meaning 2 New MP3 files had surfaced.

by New Juice R November 17, 2023

New Kid Rizz

When someone moves to a new school and immediately pulls a ton of people.

“John has insane rizz! Every girl here wants him!”

“Don’t worry it’s just New Kid Rizz, it’ll wear off in a few months.”

by PurplePoachedEgg26 November 18, 2023

7 news

The Australian version of Fox News. Watched by punting, flag-waving, worshipping fundamentalists who worship Pauline Hansen like she is fucking Big Shaq; Essentially the only reason mature people who know the difference between 'fact and fiction' watch it is to cringe at all the UAP femboys (especially Peter Mitchell) cry about Clive Palmer losing the 2021 election

John: oh shit the Labor party is gonna deprive us of our political freedoms in 6 months
Sienna: Where did you hear that?
John: 7 News
Sienna: piss off

by iDontTrustYou November 19, 2023

I don't like fighting, lets say I become a new person🐺😈😏

While i was searching something on tiktok i've encountered a random NPC that wanted to intimi date everyone.

Gran the I don't like fighting, lets say I become a new person🐺😈😏 mug

by Empoli December 18, 2023

Nelson, New Zealand

Small city in the Tasman region if New Zealand at the top of the South Island. Known for some of the sunniest weather in the country, and the Sealord headquarters and not much else.

Lots of Poms, dope smoking bogans, and miserable hippie/alternative types hang about here and the small minded opinions of the locals will leave you feeling like an outsider.

Please don't waste your time and visit Nelson.

Alana: "I'm moving to Nelson, New Zealand with my son next month. Time for a change"
Brett: Good luck with that mate, I've heard Nelson if full of lowifes and miserable hippies.

by KeisterShaker007 December 18, 2023

new york yanking

when you masturbate so much that you become gay

I think that the new york yanking made my friend gay he keeps caressing me

by IM IN YOUR WALLS December 19, 2023