Jack douchery is the artful combination of being both a complete jackass and behaving like an unbelievable douche.
Just when you thought that Mr. Smyth couldn’t out do himself and be more of a dick, he took his jack douchery to a whole new level.
by Barry Madonginer February 28, 2024
"Jack Munoz you are an idiot"
by Guagaga November 04, 2020
A wakey jack occurs when your female companion you sleep with, wakes you up by jacking you off. Can also be referred to as a jack wakey.
John: Dude, I feel so alive!
Larry: Why are you so cheerful...
John: My wife gave me a wakey jack which made me wide awake!
Larry: Why are you so cheerful...
John: My wife gave me a wakey jack which made me wide awake!
by Zephyr560 April 18, 2014
Jack Cobb is the true definition of a winner. He has been having sex for years, and the amount of play he is getting has kept ramping up since birth. He truly is the definition of sex. He is also known as #1, above me, and Jack Biden.
by JackBiden4Prez March 08, 2024
by Jacktreandog October 04, 2019
Jack Treanor... how do I describe Jack Treanor in words? Well, if I have to pick, he's a fat shit. It might be the perfect word to describe him actually. He smells? Like shit. He acts? Like shit. He looks? Like shit (jk if ur reading this). He's full? Of shit. He eats? Dog shit. See my point? In conclusion, if you meet a Jack Treanor, he is a shit but he's cool I guess.
Female 1: "Did you see Jack Treanor at the baseball game? He was shortstop last inning."
Female 2: "Yeah, he's shit."
Female 2: "Yeah, he's shit."
by BangedUrMom69 September 17, 2020