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Centennial High School 

A prison like facility used for educational purposes, but it doesn't succeed. Their football team sucks...so does their band. They need new uniforms. Marching turds. lol. People who teach there were found on the streets of Nampa. They could shank you. They also smell. Really bad like old people and soup.

Also the school is located in Boise, Idaho.
How long did you have to serve time at Centennial High School, Arlene?

Your Centennial smells funny.
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Squalicum High School 

The worst high school in Bellingham, WA. It's full of losers and skanky hoe-bags!
Man, I'm sure glad that I don't go to Squalicum High School. That place is cram packed with skanky bitches.

Elder High school 

An all boy private school located in Cincinnati, Ohio. They are known for their general gayness and incapability to succeed at any type of athletic endeavor. This can be seen by witnessing any of their recent football games against Colerain Highschool. On June 5th, they hold their Annual Sausage Fest, a get-together consisting of the large portion of gay students who attend Elder, and gay Elder Alumni. Elder consists of mainly gay fags who are obviously inflamed by the fact that their sexually abusive fathers made them attend Elder instead of a school in the area with a better reputation at being thugnificent at everything, such as Colerain Highschool.
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Xavier High School 

A top tier high school located in Manhattan, New York. It's run by the Shmizz City Mobstas and their affiliates. Shmizz City's reach is global, with their headquarters in the Cook Islands. Xavier kids aspire to be in Shmizz City because it's TOO SWEET.
Hey, have you heard about those ocky mobstas from Xavier High School?
Xavier High School by cks235 February 1, 2018

Carmel High School Marching Band 

1. Arguably one of the best High School Marching programs in the United States
2. A group of dedicated and hard-working individuals who work from May to November to represent Carmel High School in competitions across the Midwest, National competitions, and every 4 years, in another state like California.
3. The High School Marching Band that everyone is salty about for winning 3 years in a row.
Avon fan: "Ugh, the Carmel High School Marching Band won AGAIN."
Broken Arrow fan: "Ikr, they shouldn't have won."
Carmel Kid: "Lol stfu. Broken Arrow and Avon have beat us before."

Dulaney High School 

Shitty ass dump also known as druglaney with shitty ass sports teams that eat there own nut when they run out of weed and/or crack
Dulaney High School is a dump with girls and gays

John Dewey High School 

John Dewey High School is different from your average American high school... Dewey is the microcosm of America's diversity.

Located in Brooklyn's Gravesend, founded in 1969, named after John Dewey, it was known as a "hippie" high school in the 70's with the stoners wearing rainbow colors, playing their guitars nonchalantly while listening to psychedelic music. There were also the metalheads who listened to Anthrax.

It was named a New American High School in 2000, and was also ranked as one of America's Best High Schools in 2007. John Dewey High is known to have cycles instead of semesters, and bands instead of periods.

Dewey has some of the best teachers in NYC. We also have letter grades like: ME (the highest), M (it's okay), MC (dude, you're borderline failing), and R (retention or r for r u kiddin me how do you fail a class at Dewey you dumbass).

Nowadays, there are rarely any hippies, a fair share of emo and goth kids are interspersed. Occasionally, you'll see a kid rocking a BB, Slipknot, or RHCP shirt. There are some freaks, nerds, athletes, future doctors, musicians, aspiring actors, and so much more.

Dewey is diverse. It ranges from the vast population of Asians (mainly Chinese), followed by blacks, the Hispanics, the Middle Easterners, and the sizable amount of white people, mainly from Eastern Europe (Poland, Ukraine, Russia, etc.) There's a couple of Irish and Italian kids. Oh yeah, don't forget the Jews.

Famous alumni includes Michael J. Fox and Spike Lee.
Nick: So what high school did you get into?
Mark: JOHN DEWEY HIGH SCHOOL BABY!!
Nick: WHAT?! Isn't that the school that has a campus and the school where you can select your own classes?
Mark: Mhmm...
Nick: You're so lucky man! I got into Murrow. :/
Mark: Don't worry bro, it's basically the copy of Dewey. You're almost there. Almost.