a tube that you insert into your anus to silently and stealthily release farts without alerting anyone throughout the day. invented by an unknown, unhinged, beautiful man in a terrible state of mind.
man 1: Jesus christ whats that utter fucking stench?!?!
man 2: oh thats not me
man 1: thank god its not you
man 1s thoughts: thank god i bought the fart tube
man 2: oh thats not me
man 1: thank god its not you
man 1s thoughts: thank god i bought the fart tube
by NyxAalonan August 16, 2023
Get the Fart tube mug.by Catqueen111 August 15, 2021
Get the Fart mug.When you walk into a public men’s bathroom and notice another man in the stall taking a shit - this is the fart you release when you pull up to the urinal, start peeing. It must be audible and fully on purpose. This is a man’s way of saying “I’m with you brother” without actually saying anything. Best done with only one man at the urinals as your identity can be hidden best, especially in the workplace
Coworker: where is Johnny?
Me: I saw his shoes under the stall in the men’s room. Gave him a long and loud solidarity fart to let him know I’m here with him and support him in his battle
Me: I saw his shoes under the stall in the men’s room. Gave him a long and loud solidarity fart to let him know I’m here with him and support him in his battle
by The dude from Albany July 23, 2024
Get the solidarity fart mug.A fart that happen when you are holding in a poop, creating more of a poop smell rather than a fart smell.
“My eyes started water after I dropped a poop fart, have to go drop the kids off at the park after that one”
by Yungpat February 11, 2021
Get the Poop Fart mug."Dude I woke up last night laying on my back when I farted so hard my fart flaps landed on my stomach, they are suppose to be snug under my dick"
by GnTMoose July 14, 2020
Get the Fart flaps mug.Soundproofing your under garments to hide the sound of flatulance. Usual substances used in this process include but are not exclusive to wool, styrofoam, bunched up tissues, cotton balls, and cotton candy. (verb) (fart blocking, fart blocks, fart blocked)
Sarah was happy to be able to order beans at the restaurant without worrying about others hearing her fart because she had fart blocked her thong.
by Fartbart January 12, 2017
Get the Fart Block mug.The smell of a period fart can be particularly potent due to several factors:
* **Hormonal changes**: During the menstrual cycle, the levels of estrogen and progesterone fluctuate. These hormonal changes can affect digestion and lead to the production of more gas, which can be smelly.
* **Increased sulfur**: The gas produced during this time can contain higher levels of sulfur, which is responsible for the characteristic "rotten egg" or "sulfur-like" smell of some farts.
* **Food digestion**: Certain foods, such as beans, cabbage, and broccoli, can be harder to digest and may produce more gas, which can contribute to the smell.
* **Gastrointestinal changes**: Some people may experience changes in gut motility or gut bacteria during their menstrual cycle, which can affect digestion and lead to more pungent gas.
It's essential to remember that everyone's body is different, and the smell of a period fart can vary from person to person.
* **Hormonal changes**: During the menstrual cycle, the levels of estrogen and progesterone fluctuate. These hormonal changes can affect digestion and lead to the production of more gas, which can be smelly.
* **Increased sulfur**: The gas produced during this time can contain higher levels of sulfur, which is responsible for the characteristic "rotten egg" or "sulfur-like" smell of some farts.
* **Food digestion**: Certain foods, such as beans, cabbage, and broccoli, can be harder to digest and may produce more gas, which can contribute to the smell.
* **Gastrointestinal changes**: Some people may experience changes in gut motility or gut bacteria during their menstrual cycle, which can affect digestion and lead to more pungent gas.
It's essential to remember that everyone's body is different, and the smell of a period fart can vary from person to person.
Guy 1: "Gf had a period fart while we were Netflix & Chillin. I ran to get to get fresh air, she just began giggling like a schoolgirl. God, I both hate and love women."
Guy at school: "What the heck is a period fart?"
Girl: "Do you want to continue liking women?"
Guy at school: "What the heck is a period fart?"
Girl: "Do you want to continue liking women?"
by The Macbroker June 29, 2025
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