double baked pastry

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hi are you a double baked pastry bevause your such a retart

by foul pig of slaanesh July 22, 2024

Double Negative

When two bros that are related want to be gay it’s cool because the gay and incest cancel each other out.

Listen bro, I really want to touch wieners but we’re cousins

No bro, it’s totally cool. Double negative!

by NutTote October 10, 2022

Double Homicide Shower

After a long night of getting fucked up, the act of shitting and puking in the shower the next morning.

I woke up in Judy's house and went to the bathroom and saw that Tom took a Double Homicide Shower, poor bastard.

by Cyeron February 7, 2019

double-first great-cousin-nephew

Son of their maternal first cousin’s child with the paternal first cousin’s child or double-first cousin’s grandson.

My double-first great-cousin-nephew is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Double pump

When you and a friend take with you one girl each home and have sex on different roms

Do you join a double pump?
«Yea sure, i’ll bring my friend»

by Tøffelo September 25, 2018

Dave's Double

When a man wine and dine's a woman with Wendy's fast food, and then proceeds to give said woman many subsequent orgasms.

"Hey man, I'm gonna go give Candance a Dave's Double".

by HeelaJameson April 23, 2021

double breakfast

An Italian way to express joy about something, usually not joyful things.

If Silvio Berlusconi dies I'll make double breakfast tomorrow.

If Silvio Berlusconi wakes up cold I'll make double breakfast tomorrow.

by gingiacringia October 17, 2021