Cheese pie

When a guy doesn’t shower and has dick cheese and the cheese slides off his dick while sticking it into a vagina. Making it a cheese pie
Hey babe I haven’t showered in a few days you want a cheese pie
by Cheese1master5000 February 16, 2021
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Cheese Platter

A situation on a man’s underwear where quantities of dried semen are on them.
Damn dude woke up to a real cheese platter in my pants this morning”

“Yea, after I watched that I had a total cheese platter”
by Cheezers July 18, 2021
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cheese puffing

cheese puffing or cheese puffed, is when someone is either super tired, or "cashed out" from the night before, mostly from drinking, or possibly doing drugs! kind of like a hangover
me: yo look at that dude, he is totally cheese puffing

friend: no kidding, he must of had a rough night!

friend#2: I was cheese puffed a couple morning's ago, not the greatest feeling! ,
by yelramassylakehcayub11 March 05, 2012
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Browning the cheese

Bro Katie and I last night were totally browning the cheese last night.
by Revcsno September 03, 2022
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hood grilled cheese

The hood way to make a "grilled cheese" but instead of using a stove, you microwave the bread and cheese
"Bro im hungry"
"You want a hood grilled cheese?"
"What the fuck is wrong with you"
by Uglyassheadassboi September 03, 2023
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slow as cheese

When something as slow as cheese.
"Amtrak trains look fast, but they're actually slow as cheese"
"My glasses were on my head the entire time, I really am as slow as cheese."
by glocksucker69 March 01, 2019
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Mozzarella cheese dick

A dick comparable to a mozzarella cheese stick. They share similar detail including but not limited to height, width, gooey white stuff pouring out. You are ment to put a mozzarella cheese dick in your mouth.
Hey Jarod, Melissa got to suck on my mozzarella cheese dick last night.
by Masongottits January 13, 2021
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