pulled a cat 

Start to hit random items while hissing.

Did you see Mark? He just pulled a cat on an innocent plant!

pulled a cat by Lolofthecat August 13, 2017

pet my cat 

Clicking the mouse. Entertaining the vaginal area with (enter object here). Stroking your lady parts. Purring like a sweet little kitten while flicking your bean.

I pet my cat so hard that I purred, screamed and wailed because my mouse was quivering while holding my bean.

pet my cat by PervGirl18 September 25, 2017

pluck the cat 

shave my vagina

"hey mom, ima go pluck the cat"

"its looking like a congo down there, better go pluck the cat."

pluck the cat by RYUHD October 2, 2017

burying the cat

Female {masturbation] by insertion of an object.

Leslie: "Hi Kristy. I thought I'd call to see what you're up to."
Kristy: "Well, Tom is gone on a fishing trip, so I've been burying the cat for four hours . . .".

burying the cat by Robbster October 20, 2017

donnys and mays cat 

A large feline who typically likes dressing in short skirts and tight shorts. Often seen wearing nothing but a blanket doing the walk of shame. This feline is often believed to be of Canadian origin.

Hey, did you see Donnys and mays cat last night?

donnys and mays cat by Yeboi341 November 9, 2017

benny the cat 

A racial slur for black cats, and other household animals and reptiles

Oh no! It's a Benny the Cat! Call the exterminator!

benny the cat by How many different names? November 19, 2017

shave my cat 

Shaving the vagina

Hey Rob you wanna help me shave my cat later?

shave my cat by Theebouj November 19, 2017