Cum Squat

An insult used by racist Asian people usually used to describe Jack Maher after he says the n word in a xbox party

You fucking cum squat what are you doing

by Chinese Immigrant Man January 11, 2020

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Cum sickle

A condom filled with cum and then frozen for a female's delight.

Hey babe want a cum sickle

by BIGMANBAGMAN January 13, 2020

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These Doodle Bangers are commonly referred to as Cum Criers if they A.) Lose a weenie war whilst consuming the loads of the more dominant Doodle Bangers, therefore they cry covered in or full of cum or B.) Upon becoming upset, they discharge semen from their eyes and anus rather than tears due to there massive consumption of Male ejaculate.

Is that semen coming out of your eyes? You're a Cum Crier!!!

by Flaccid Doodlebanger January 23, 2020

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Cum Bubbles

What occurs when one farts immediately following having a load dropped into their ass.

The worst thing about cum bubbles is when they burst all you smell are farts.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

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Cum dumpster deluxe

High class ritzy ass slut bitch of a rich mans wife, home on the hill, exchanges mouth, good church going Mormon, bishops daughter ass or pussy from 8 to 5 any day when husband's at work gobbling you and your friends goo for a couple pushes off ur meth pipe. And a speck for later in Ogden Utah and surrounding areas. F.v. j.l. 1/2020

I know this bitch, real cum dumpster deluxe!

by Ibmug1 January 29, 2020

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