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Jumping Jew Bag

When a jew runs, the bag of jew gold around his neck bounces(jumps)
by LMFMC FUCKER June 10, 2009
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20 bag

got a 20 bag shorty better blaze dat shyt
by chris May 13, 2005
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Douche Bag Darrell

Somebody who you think is a complete moron, doesn't think before they act or does stupid/funny shit; just retarded.
Scott is such a Douche Bag Darrell, i cant believe he did that in class yesterday.
by Ja-jay1904 May 18, 2007
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Douche Bag Parasite

A person who is a complete douche bag, who does nothing but bring you trouble and also can't stand their own company.
Katherine- "Oh did you hear about that Lucien?"

Suzanne- "Yeah he's a complete douche bag parasite"
by MissDoll February 11, 2010
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Paper Bag Special

In reference to a wing man's position, a Paper Bag Special means to cover the not so pretty face, with a paper bag when engaging sexual activities.
It was also a conversation of the Wing Mans job, that turned into a band name, by some teenagers in Albuquerque New Mexico.
Paperbagspecial.com
Buddy "Hey, I get the cute blonde, go distract her friend"
Wing Man "Maan, I don't want to look at that"
Buddy "Heres a paper bag"
Wing Man "She's a Paper Bag Special"
by iNaneNihilist October 10, 2008
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Bag of cunt flaps

A descriminating but also hilarious way of offending someone.
Something you may say in anger if you stubbed your toe.
You really do look like a bag of cunt flaps today.
(stubbed toe) OW...bag of cunt flaps
by Gingershavesouls August 1, 2012
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Blind Tea Bag

When someone falls asleep to soon at a party, another person puts their left nut in the persons left eye. (the eye must first be opened...)
Billy: "Hmm.... a nap would be nice right about now..." *snore*
Giorgio: "IMA BLIND TEA BAG YOU!"
Billy: "OMG SOMEONE PUT THEIR BALLS IN MY EYE!!!!"
by Teenie Bear July 4, 2009
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