Guacamole Neighbor penis

for those wo cant say guacamole N**ga penis

Teacher "Timmy where is your homework?"

Timmy "guacamole neighbor penis"

by I like Guacamole February 5, 2024

Penis rad

Something fucking awesome

Dan: woah man that was penis rad

Jah: thanks man

by Rapidnut May 30, 2019

Brian's Penis

NATHANS SPUNK

Brian's Penis

by Bigdaddyofdick October 4, 2020

Penis resort

Penis resort 1. is a means of resolving issues/problems that occurred beteween opposite sexes by having sex with that person.

2. refers to using sex as a means of re-starting stalled conversation.

3. refers to resuming normal relationship (after having sex) without discussing the underlying issues which caused lack of communication or misunderstandign in the first place.

Your Friend: "How is it going with your girl-friend? I haven't seen you guys together for the last few days?"
You: "All of a sudden she was upset for reasons unknown to me. And she is not talking to me."

Your friend: "Then what are you going to do about it?"
You: " I tried all I can to get her attention except for penis resort."
The next day:
Your Friend: "Did you talk to her?"
You: "Thanks to penis resort, things are back to normal."
Your Friend: "That is wonderful."
You: "Penis resort is a great normalizer, a silent peace maker."

by Fankfrank April 12, 2013

cancer of the penis

when the penis has cancer and the remedy is to cut it to 1/2 inches..

"bro, can you take care of my soon to be ex-girlfriend coz i have cancer of the penis?"

by alcopaul August 26, 2023

Penis

Love sausage eaten by all

Person: Man I sure do love eating John's penis!

by Michaelius Dingulius February 13, 2023

Penis

A penis is a man’s cock or private part it will get you pregnant if you have sex with it it can be small or big but if you have a small one your are a bitch

-avery🤍😁🫶💪

A penis is a big dick

by Ducking May 31, 2022