please fuck

When you are super horny and desperate and you can't fucking English.

Izzy: Please fuck

Hayley: The fuck no, why?

Izzy: Please...Fuck?

by Saturnz Ass August 7, 2017

fuck knife

Male genitalia

Matt stabbed Gennie in her hatchet wound with his fuck knife over and over until the both came. It was during her period so the end result was a mess of blood and cum

by Hank Contos May 8, 2015

Stummy fuck

An amputee fucks someone with an amputated leg.

Man, I stummy fucked a five year old

by Low tier bullshit February 8, 2021

nickelodeon and fuck

The better alternative of Netflix and Chill.

GIRL: wanna netflix and chill?
BOY: Screw that let's Nickelodeon and FUCK!

by bttfboy September 16, 2016

fuck on call

typical saying in other countries "hang with us"
also going out with friends.

hey mike can you fuck on call tomorrow night.

by MoreThanYouKnow February 25, 2020

Fuck doors

When the door hits you on the way out.

Me: *carrying a box out of door*
door: *I don't fuckin think so*
Me:*hit by door* "Fuck Doors".

by Babykikeh December 4, 2018

Petty-fuck

Noun. 1.An extremely irritating person who over analyzes everything due to being anal retentive 2.A complete nit-picking unlikable person that "grates" on other's nerves who critiques others while committing infractions himself.

Dale said to Jeff, "Stop nit-picking everyone in this car you miserable petty-fuck!" Or else you can walk home.

by RunninRonan October 16, 2017