sex monkey

When you have so much crazy sex that it is comparative to that of a wild beast

They just had sex 40 times, darn what sex monkeys

by whoremuffin1 July 10, 2011

sex waffle

a nickname for a spouse or bestfriend similar to love muffin

hey there sex waffle, looking good, hows life?

by truntington August 23, 2011

wheelchair sex

When two people that are in wheelchairs engage in awkward oral sex

Those two cripples just had wheelchair sex

by Dr. Schaefs December 8, 2013

Sex Numbers

A system of numbers used to define an amount much higher than it actually is; such as when people say how many times they've had sex.

Thomas: I swear, man, *pant* I've run around this building 18 times today!

Richard: Yeah, maybe in Sex Numbers. Lose some weight.

by Phospheric July 4, 2009

Sex Addict

Being Obbsessed With Sex, Porn, & Object That Is Similar To Sex! It's Mostly Called A Pervert!

There Is A Movie Called "Im A Sex Addict"

by Victormania April 27, 2006

sex biscuit

A biscuit that is so good it practically gives you an orgasim.

"Damn, those are some good sex biscuits."

by Angelina :P January 14, 2007

head-sex

Engaging in vocal sex via headset, i.e. through Xbox Live.

You and that girl seemed to really hit it off in TDM." "Yeah afterwards we had head-sex for like an hour, she told me she would do all sorts of nasty things to my wang.

by n00bPwnerD37ux3 April 26, 2011