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New Jersey

a giant suburb until you reach Jersey City that feels more like NYC than Staten Island, maybe we should swap and make Hudson a borough of NYC and make Richmond County a part of NJ.

Ocean County is where Lakewood where it is growing a lot, Orthodox and Jews round there, That is red territory, people love republicans in that county.

Bergen County and Middlesex County is suburban mainly.
Essex County is where Newark is.

By Mercer, its Trenton, the state capital.

Gets a bad rap and if you go to Camden then you will probably get it.
by Benjiinthe2020s September 1, 2025
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Fake News

When your skiing powder that isn’t that deep, but you drop your hip in so it looks way deeper than it is
Person 1: I heard that there was waist deep snow at the ski hill yesterday

Person 2: I was there, the picture you saw was just someone with fake news
by Yep yep yep yep November 27, 2019
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Social News

News from your peers. Word of mouth news. News 2.0
Tammy logged onto her Facebook to read the social news coverage on a concert that she was unable to attend. She read comments, saw pictures, and watched some of the concert on video which was recorded on a smartphone. She felt happy because she finished her term paper and still felt as if she was actually at the concert.
by Gig™ August 19, 2012
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New word

When stupid ass kids write inappropriate definitions to stupid made up words and they get published
Did you see that new word sheela posted
by Vosberd78 March 31, 2019
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The New Mexican Ass Blast

When you’re eating a guys ass after eating Green Chile, then vomit in his hole. He then shits it out into a cup and it is eaten.
Person 1: I gave him the The New Mexican Ass Blast last night!

Person 2: I wish somebody would let me do that.
by Edward Santiago Brown May 6, 2025
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APE news

APE news is a dedicated news channel and competes with Rioters news and Gloomberg, to deliver the most depressing news available on the planet, quickly and painfully.
Jamie totally went bananas after watching APE news -- his commodities holdings were crashing big time
by Shizuma April 7, 2008
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New Bro-nfels

the town where all the bros go to float the Comal and Guadalupe rivers. Not to be confused with New Braunfels.
All of the Sigma Nu dudebros from San Marcos and other parts of the dirty eight thirty went to New Bro-nfels to go tubing.
by drew7667 July 8, 2009
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