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I can life I swear

When you fall off your bike trying to do a jump. Completely break the bike to the point where the wheel falls off. And you lie to your parents about how it broke.
by Big Yeet.com December 1, 2019
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Life

Person1: Bro get a life
by Chuck Norris’ elbow March 4, 2018
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verb: to slander, down talk, or give a uncalled for amount of shit to another person, for some small or meaningless reason

other uses: to life, getting lifed, lifing someone
dude 1: so my damn teacher totally fuckin lifed me in front of the whole class today
dude 2: i know he's a dick but why the hell would he life you like that?
dude 1: i dont know, i guess cuz i was late, but it was only like 30 damn seconds
by gergle March 29, 2009
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I'm not going to fake an orgasms for you Jordan. I didn't need to try so I'm not going to.
Hym "No. Stop trying to make me life a finger, Jordan. I don't need to be taught a lesson about doing things myself. You want to accuse me of trying to get people to murder for me and no one can see any of that if I don't have a secondary audience that has access to both the posts that get rejected at insemination AND my screen. Which is actually the case. So WHOSE FAULT IS IT REALLY that I have a cult following? If you're not surveilling me for the purpose of doing what you are doing now, how does anyone see the things that Urban Dictionary would OBVIOUSLY reject immediately? EVEN BEFORE the vote section went down, these would not have even made it to the vote section. And IF THEY DID... Why would you not just do the fucking thing, Jordan? Being an obstinate and uppity aristocrat. That's why. If there is a greater good, you were not aiming at it there. Either that or you missed. Even if somone else took my place, why would they not tell me that people were looking for me if the gains weren't immediate for them? And now you are trying to raffle off my identity. It's just fucking stupid. I don't care that me not having to try make you all look like you suck. YOU DO SUCK. You should have to look that way INSTEAD OF trying to make it look like I... Suck. Which I don't."
by Hym Iam December 4, 2025
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Get a life

When a person has nothing to wake up in the morning for, no real life friends, nothing exciting going on and no hope.
Ben is going to be spending his day and night gaming and chatting online again, he does this every single day without fail, he needs to get a life.
by Pablo890 October 26, 2022
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life

Man, life is difficult and confusing. It has many meanings, many meany meanings.
Reg's illness progressed frighteningly life
A shuffling dance to the beat of a life
He was a life people-pleaser
the dog life across the road
by owie;owie; March 1, 2021
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