Obus fuckin slee

When someone says something stupid that’s actually obvious

Did the girl break her ankles when she jumped off the bridge, obus fuckin slee

by Lil priiit October 25, 2018

obus fuckin slee

When someone says something stupid that’s actually obvious

Did the girl break her ankles when she jumped of the bridge, obus fuckin slee

by Lil priiit October 25, 2018

muther fuking apple

Eat an apple and you penis will grow 10 inches longer best fruit of earth it's very good taste

Me: Eat an muther fuking apple

You: Why
Me: Your penis will grow 10 inches longer
You: WHAT let me try

by Apple Maker February 1, 2019

absolute fuckin unit

a chubby, spotty girl with a massive nose and forehead

she is an absolute fuckin unit

by absolutefuckinunit March 9, 2019

Tinky Fuckin'

Performing various acts of little added value. Can be used in place of "tinkering around."

Anne: What did you do today?

John: Ah, nothing much. Just tinky fucked around.

Anne: Tyler is so worthless.

John: Yeah, he's a real tinky fucker.

Anne: John, we have to get shit done. Stop tinky fuckin'.

by Cheerio33 October 2, 2019

Pitty Fuckin

When the girl feels so bad for you she'll fuck you just out of pitty

Girl 1: did you really pitty fuck Sam

Girl 2: He just looked so sad I just felt bad

Girl 1: so you end up pitty fucking him

by Sammy Moon 69 December 19, 2019

Baggie Fuckin’

Using a zip lock baggie as a condom during sex.

On Valentine’s Day I surprised my date with a zip lock and we did some “Baggie Fuckin’”

by Chode for life March 3, 2020