Jane: maannn I just had a big phat juicy fart and it stinks so bad
Kyle: ahaha that’s rad my dude....*gags at the smell of James fart then laughs*
Kyle: ahaha that’s rad my dude....*gags at the smell of James fart then laughs*
by Aquanae October 22, 2020

A brain fart consists of verbalising the most incoherent, incongruent, inexplicable sentence one could ever hear, at any giving moment, usually resulting in the act of 'facepalming', proceeded by everyone who had the misfortune of being there to witness such unfathomable stupidity
Person A: Oh my god I've just had the most incredible brain fart...
Person B: That's so Maria Marcos de Macedo Sempiterno redacted of you!
Person B: That's so Maria Marcos de Macedo Sempiterno redacted of you!
by ValenteMerda January 24, 2022

by Sammy983 December 22, 2023

Breaking wind repeatedly and noisily.
Father's triple portion of baked beans washed down with half a crate of Mexican beer resulted in a terrific 'trumpet involuntary', and Mother complained that he was farting like the Barber's Cat.
by Muriel De Vinney June 23, 2022

If you ask "Alexa,Turn on Mr farts" then she automatically says "ok." And turns on Mr farts.Useful for immature adults and kids plus teens if y'all wanna try being more immature than a full grown adult
by I love cats :) December 7, 2023

The act of ripping a putrid fart in a confined area, while actively preventing fresh air to circulate causing people to gag and cough; making them resemble a ghoulish appearance.
by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022
