cowboy cheese

Cheese eaten by real Cowboys. It is creamy and delicious, however some Cowboys like it only on Wednesdays.

Trump: hey Obama want some Cowboy Cheese?
Obama: no it's Sunday my dude I can't eat it.

by bellagay May 16, 2018

Cheese Gobble

Cheese gobbled, getting sucked off knowing you've got moon graters on your bellend.

"oh my god dude, I've just been cheese gobbled by a pure cheddar of a woman!!!

by Cheese Gobble June 23, 2023

Alabama cheese spank

The Alabama cheese spank is a sexual act when the male first covers his hands in melted cheese or nacho cheese. The male the proceeds to spank the female while using the cheese as lube

guy 1: dude my girlfriend and me did the Alabama cheese spank and now her pussy smells like cheese!

guy 2: well no shit its going to smell like cheese after that.

by epic man epic words September 9, 2021

Cheese

To be fake about something. Acting like you’re tough shit when you’re not

That nigga finna cheese with him on Jah fr fr no cap

by OofMoment420 August 5, 2019

Cheese Pizza

It’s a code used for Child P**n used on YouTube so YT doesn’t demonetise the channel that used the actual word.

YouTuber: “YouTuber has been exposed for using Child p- *ahem* I mean Cheese Pizza!”

by Reinbokuru April 4, 2024

Milwaukee Cheese Cannon

A grotesquely legendary gastrointestinal event, triggered by consuming an obscene quantity of Wisconsin dairy—typically a cocktail of deep-fried cheese curds, Velveeta nachos, and lukewarm gas station string cheese.

Once internal pressure reaches critical mass, the “cheese cannon” fires from the posterior with such force, velocity, and dairy-rich viscosity that it leaves a trail of molten shame wherever it lands.

Known for its violent splatter radius, unholy aroma, and permanent emotional damage to anyone within 15 feet. Often accompanied by a war cry of “Go Pack GO!” and a complete loss of dignity.

⚠️ Not to be attempted without a hazmat suit and a priest on standby.

After three plates of loaded cheddar fries and a bucket of queso dip, Kyle let off a Milwaukee Cheese Cannon in the porta-potty at Lambeau.

by Pseudonymless name July 7, 2025

macaroni & cheesing

When you watch a porno where the guy's dick is so small it resembles a piece of macaroni that makes you laugh uncontrollably.

1st Guy: dude why are you laughing so hard?
2nd Guy: I just watched this porn where the dude's dick was so small he couldn't thrust without it falling out.

1st Guy: oh so you were macaroni & cheesing?
2nd Guy: yes totally macaroni & cheesing.

by Toastybuns November 22, 2014